What if pugs ran world news channels ?

Dear Readers, It is with great excitement that we bring you this Breaking News alert! We interrupt our regularly programmed content to announce the new leaders of world news channels — pugs! That’s right, these adorable, flat-faced canines have formed their own news conglomerate. In their inaugural broadcast, they discussed pressing matters like the best way to gnaw on a chew toy and the importance of napping. Audiences worldwide were captivated by the pugs' endearing snorts and entertaining hijinks. While some viewers questioned whether pugs had the necessary qualifications to deliver important news, the overwhelming consensus was that their adorableness outweighed any skepticism. As pugs took over our screens, the world learned a valuable lesson: news may never be the same again, but sometimes, laughter and cuteness are just what we need. Yours truly, Pigeon Johnson News Pug Extraordinaire